Love in a New York Restaurant

Gael Greene, the insatiable critic, invites her friend Francesco, the Gourmand Don Juan, to teach seduction via New York Restaurants... it makes for some pretty hilarious reading.
“When I take a date to the Strip House I know I’m going to make out.” “When a woman says she wants meat, she’s already telling you something.”

Newly divorced 40-year-old: “Gilt. She will remember when it was Le Cirque and it will be like she never left.”

"One If by Land, Two If By Sea. Forget it. A joke. The Terrace. Never. Never. The minute you walk in she knows what you have in mind. You might as well write her a note ‘Tonight I expect to do it.’ It’s too obvious.”